Bedtime
1 day a child came home from playin and went up 2 hs mum nd said, "mommy, i saw daddy pick up aunty and then drive into the woods. Then..." B4 the child could finish, his mum cut him off nd told him 2 save the story for
dinner time. When the time arrived, while they were eating the mother told the child to
repeat his story. Then the child said. "when i was playing i saw daddy pick up aunty and then drive into the woods. I followed them and found them doin
wht mommy and uncle used to do
when daddy was on a business
trip.
The Parents
A woman came back home after long day of work and went straight to her bedroom. She saw Four legs under the blanket in her bed.
Without a word, she took Kerosine
and a Match box and set fire on the Blanket. Then went for a drink in the kitchen, M where she saw her Husband reading
Newspaper.
And he said, "Hi Honey, your parents
came home and I let them sleep on
our
bed. Hope you said hello"
___Guess what happened next!!
.
.
Husband & wife were arguing on who is d most Coward & Scared between dem. After a long argument, they decided to ask their 2 kids who they think was d most Coward & Scared between them. The first Kid says: Dad is d most Coward cos,
1: "He's scared of women Whenever he sees a Beautiful lady in town; He closes his one eye (i.e- WINKs @ d LADY)......
Wife realizing the meaning was very angry with her husband"
The Second kid goes: "dat is nothing. Mummy is so Scared to Sleep alone When DAD works Night shift, MUMMY Sleeps with the Man next door; Sometimes She invites the GARDENER or
Uncle KINGSLEY to Sleep wit Her. Sometimes Uncle Mayowa the Youth Corper, after leaving ur room even escort her to the bathroom & bath with her just because she's scared. HUSBAND FAINTED IMMEDIATELY!!
I was at an under age dance club with all my friends. I had a new short short mini skirt with a belly shirt and i thought i looked so hot in it, my crush asked me to dance, i thought i was sooooo cool. After the dance i was walked over to my friends where they were at the bar
drinking sodas. I walked over towards my friends thinking i was soo cool because i just got back from dancing with the cutest guy in there. i turned around to look at him and saw him and his friends were all watchnig me i thought to myself i must look so hot tonight. i was wearing a really short skirt so when i approched to my friends i carefully went to a stool to sit at the bar. but instead of sitting in a stool i sat in a
great big trashcan. my butt fell in the trash and only my arms and legs were out of the trash can.
The weekend party has
So one day after school, this really hot guy that I've had a crush on came up to me and started talking to me. I haven't talked to him very
much so I was way excited. He asked me if I would hang out with him that weekend. That Friday I hung out at his house with some of his friends. I had to take a dump REALLY bad but I was too embarassed to stink up the bathroom. Finally it got so bad that I farted while they were talking and it was coming out so I booked it and luckily found the bathroom. I ran in and later found out that they could hear everything while I was in there. It doesn't end here...come to find out, the toilet was broken and wouldn't flush. So my hot crush came to help me out and got this disgusting look on his face. I was soooo embarassed! He never asked me out again.
IF they could Talk
A man goes into the bush and comes across a lion. He stops suddenly, kneels down and prays to God for Him to come to his aid. He opens his eyes afterwards and notices the lion praying too. "Are
you also a christian" the man asks.
"Shut up! Don't you always pray b4 u start eating"...
Parenting
This one time I was in the school library looking at some books then, as usual, I got bored then went with my friends to go see some magazines. Well, while browsing through the magazines I saw what I thought was a sample of a perfume then I smelled it. My friends started laughing at me and I did not know why then I turn the page and I see that the "perfume" I smelled was of these new scented tampons!!!
21st Century BEST COUPLE
At mass the night before Easter,I was sitting in the pew with my mom and my older brother.The lights were out and it was so dark in the church you couldn't even see in front of you,all of a sudden I let out this loud fart (at least 3 times) and the church was so silent you can hear a pin drop and my brother started laughing at me at that moment so when the.Lights finally went on, people knew it was me I WAS SO
EMBARRASSED and my mom was angry that i didn't leave and go to the bathroom to fart,i'll never live that one down.
I once went on job interview where upon arrival I parked my car, got out, locked the door and immediately locked my thumb in the door. My keys were already in my purse. I yelled for help but no one came. People just looked at me and kept walking. I finally managed to twist and turn and get my keys out of my purse. I went ahead and went into the interview for a receptionist position. During the interview the interviewer asked me to take a typing test. I explained that I couldn't take the test because of my thumb. I offered to come back the next
day to take the typing test. The interviewer got me a cup of ice water and I soaked my thumb while we continued the interview. The next day I got a call from the company. I was hired without a typing test. They said anyone who could stay as calm and collected as I was with a thumb swollen and bruised was someone they certainly wanted to run their front office. I was with the company for three years and left as Office Manager.
1 day a child came home from playin and went up 2 hs mum nd said, "mommy, i saw daddy pick up aunty and then drive into the woods. Then..." B4 the child could finish, his mum cut him off nd told him 2 save the story for
dinner time. When the time arrived, while they were eating the mother told the child to
repeat his story. Then the child said. "when i was playing i saw daddy pick up aunty and then drive into the woods. I followed them and found them doin
wht mommy and uncle used to do
when daddy was on a business
trip.
The Parents
A woman came back home after long day of work and went straight to her bedroom. She saw Four legs under the blanket in her bed.
Without a word, she took Kerosine
and a Match box and set fire on the Blanket. Then went for a drink in the kitchen, M where she saw her Husband reading
Newspaper.
And he said, "Hi Honey, your parents
came home and I let them sleep on
our
bed. Hope you said hello"
___Guess what happened next!!
.
.
Husband & wife were arguing on who is d most Coward & Scared between dem. After a long argument, they decided to ask their 2 kids who they think was d most Coward & Scared between them. The first Kid says: Dad is d most Coward cos,
1: "He's scared of women Whenever he sees a Beautiful lady in town; He closes his one eye (i.e- WINKs @ d LADY)......
Wife realizing the meaning was very angry with her husband"
The Second kid goes: "dat is nothing. Mummy is so Scared to Sleep alone When DAD works Night shift, MUMMY Sleeps with the Man next door; Sometimes She invites the GARDENER or
Uncle KINGSLEY to Sleep wit Her. Sometimes Uncle Mayowa the Youth Corper, after leaving ur room even escort her to the bathroom & bath with her just because she's scared. HUSBAND FAINTED IMMEDIATELY!!
I was at an under age dance club with all my friends. I had a new short short mini skirt with a belly shirt and i thought i looked so hot in it, my crush asked me to dance, i thought i was sooooo cool. After the dance i was walked over to my friends where they were at the bar
drinking sodas. I walked over towards my friends thinking i was soo cool because i just got back from dancing with the cutest guy in there. i turned around to look at him and saw him and his friends were all watchnig me i thought to myself i must look so hot tonight. i was wearing a really short skirt so when i approched to my friends i carefully went to a stool to sit at the bar. but instead of sitting in a stool i sat in a
great big trashcan. my butt fell in the trash and only my arms and legs were out of the trash can.
The weekend party has
So one day after school, this really hot guy that I've had a crush on came up to me and started talking to me. I haven't talked to him very
much so I was way excited. He asked me if I would hang out with him that weekend. That Friday I hung out at his house with some of his friends. I had to take a dump REALLY bad but I was too embarassed to stink up the bathroom. Finally it got so bad that I farted while they were talking and it was coming out so I booked it and luckily found the bathroom. I ran in and later found out that they could hear everything while I was in there. It doesn't end here...come to find out, the toilet was broken and wouldn't flush. So my hot crush came to help me out and got this disgusting look on his face. I was soooo embarassed! He never asked me out again.
IF they could Talk
A man goes into the bush and comes across a lion. He stops suddenly, kneels down and prays to God for Him to come to his aid. He opens his eyes afterwards and notices the lion praying too. "Are
you also a christian" the man asks.
"Shut up! Don't you always pray b4 u start eating"...
Parenting
This one time I was in the school library looking at some books then, as usual, I got bored then went with my friends to go see some magazines. Well, while browsing through the magazines I saw what I thought was a sample of a perfume then I smelled it. My friends started laughing at me and I did not know why then I turn the page and I see that the "perfume" I smelled was of these new scented tampons!!!
21st Century BEST COUPLE
At mass the night before Easter,I was sitting in the pew with my mom and my older brother.The lights were out and it was so dark in the church you couldn't even see in front of you,all of a sudden I let out this loud fart (at least 3 times) and the church was so silent you can hear a pin drop and my brother started laughing at me at that moment so when the.Lights finally went on, people knew it was me I WAS SO
EMBARRASSED and my mom was angry that i didn't leave and go to the bathroom to fart,i'll never live that one down.
I once went on job interview where upon arrival I parked my car, got out, locked the door and immediately locked my thumb in the door. My keys were already in my purse. I yelled for help but no one came. People just looked at me and kept walking. I finally managed to twist and turn and get my keys out of my purse. I went ahead and went into the interview for a receptionist position. During the interview the interviewer asked me to take a typing test. I explained that I couldn't take the test because of my thumb. I offered to come back the next
day to take the typing test. The interviewer got me a cup of ice water and I soaked my thumb while we continued the interview. The next day I got a call from the company. I was hired without a typing test. They said anyone who could stay as calm and collected as I was with a thumb swollen and bruised was someone they certainly wanted to run their front office. I was with the company for three years and left as Office Manager.
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