Meet the Parents!!
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It was a casual friday night and my new boyfriend called me up and asked if we wanted to hang out..I was bored out my mind, so I jumped at the offer! As i arrived at his house , i was hoping we would be alone. I couldnt hear any trace of noise, so I guessed we were. He invited me in, gave me a kiss and then a sexy look which
made me turned on and thinking that he was heading to something
He grabbed my hand and brought me downstairs covering my eyes and saying "i have a surprise for you, why dont you make yourself comfortable". So I ofcourse had a feeling what he meant. He then left the room to give me time and
said he would be only five minutes.I began to take off my clothes knowing that i thought he wanted me to strip naked for him.Five minutes he called me to come out into the room next door to his room. I walked out all proud of my self and walked
into the living room butt naked and saw three shocked faces looking upon my body.
He didnt tell me the surprise was he wanted me to meet his parents!
Hot date with toilet
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I had a huge crush on this guy while studying at campus and after a year of fantasising about going on a date with him he finally asked me out. I officially declared that day the best day of my life and proceeded to prepare for the date that was hopefully going to lead to many more. Since I wanted to make a lasting impression I wore a long red fitted dress. He took me to some fancy restaurant where I could not tell one meal from the next so I let my date order for me. He ordered an Indian meal, which had a lot of spices but I held on like a brave soldier hoping that no one would notice the chilli was killing me softly. As we were eating desert, a sound that resembled a motorbike engine was suddenly released by my stomach. Silently hoping that he did not hear, I went on as if nothing had happened. But my stomach had no mercy on me and the noise just kept on coming and getting louder and louder, my face was flushed red. The sensitive situation was not helped by the fact that the people in the tables around were staring strangely at us and I hoped they could not here.
When my stomach could not hold it anymore I hiked my hot red dress up without warning and ran to the toilet like a madwoman. After a bout of hot diarrhoea, I did not go back to the table but went straight home. Sadly, I never got a second date or glance from my crush.
Parental guidance
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I was eighteen and foolishly in love. My boyfriend at the time took me to watch a movie, which was really boring. So we started petting and kissing very passionately as people watched the movie. The passion heightened and we felt like were the only one’s in the theatre. Soon a voice from behind loudly admonished us and told us to stop being shameless! I turned around to tell him to shut up and I saw that the man was my dad and he was not amused.
Beer experience
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A few years ago, I had a huge crush on a guy in my group of friends. Since I was not bold enough to make a move, I decided to get drunk to boost my confidence although I was a teetotller. A half hour later, I had knocked over a table covered with beer, given a lap dance to his brother, and fallen down the steps six times..
I decided to wait in his bed for him (because clearly he found me irresistibly sexy at this point) and ended up vomiting all over his bed. In fact, there was a trail of vomit from his bedroom to the bathroom. Needless to say, he refused to be alone with me after that point and never took me for a date.
Peeing issues
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I finally got a chance and took out a girl I met. When I went to pick her up, we stood outside and talked for a few minutes before we left. After arriving at a very nice restaurant and placing our order, I went to wash my hands before eating. Some stupid kid at the next sink
accidentally splashed water on me and it landed on my crotch. It looked like I had pissed on myself. My date and all those around me got a good laugh. They refused to believe my story.
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It was a casual friday night and my new boyfriend called me up and asked if we wanted to hang out..I was bored out my mind, so I jumped at the offer! As i arrived at his house , i was hoping we would be alone. I couldnt hear any trace of noise, so I guessed we were. He invited me in, gave me a kiss and then a sexy look which
made me turned on and thinking that he was heading to something
He grabbed my hand and brought me downstairs covering my eyes and saying "i have a surprise for you, why dont you make yourself comfortable". So I ofcourse had a feeling what he meant. He then left the room to give me time and
said he would be only five minutes.I began to take off my clothes knowing that i thought he wanted me to strip naked for him.Five minutes he called me to come out into the room next door to his room. I walked out all proud of my self and walked
into the living room butt naked and saw three shocked faces looking upon my body.
He didnt tell me the surprise was he wanted me to meet his parents!
Hot date with toilet
=================
I had a huge crush on this guy while studying at campus and after a year of fantasising about going on a date with him he finally asked me out. I officially declared that day the best day of my life and proceeded to prepare for the date that was hopefully going to lead to many more. Since I wanted to make a lasting impression I wore a long red fitted dress. He took me to some fancy restaurant where I could not tell one meal from the next so I let my date order for me. He ordered an Indian meal, which had a lot of spices but I held on like a brave soldier hoping that no one would notice the chilli was killing me softly. As we were eating desert, a sound that resembled a motorbike engine was suddenly released by my stomach. Silently hoping that he did not hear, I went on as if nothing had happened. But my stomach had no mercy on me and the noise just kept on coming and getting louder and louder, my face was flushed red. The sensitive situation was not helped by the fact that the people in the tables around were staring strangely at us and I hoped they could not here.
When my stomach could not hold it anymore I hiked my hot red dress up without warning and ran to the toilet like a madwoman. After a bout of hot diarrhoea, I did not go back to the table but went straight home. Sadly, I never got a second date or glance from my crush.
Parental guidance
================
I was eighteen and foolishly in love. My boyfriend at the time took me to watch a movie, which was really boring. So we started petting and kissing very passionately as people watched the movie. The passion heightened and we felt like were the only one’s in the theatre. Soon a voice from behind loudly admonished us and told us to stop being shameless! I turned around to tell him to shut up and I saw that the man was my dad and he was not amused.
Beer experience
===============
A few years ago, I had a huge crush on a guy in my group of friends. Since I was not bold enough to make a move, I decided to get drunk to boost my confidence although I was a teetotller. A half hour later, I had knocked over a table covered with beer, given a lap dance to his brother, and fallen down the steps six times..
I decided to wait in his bed for him (because clearly he found me irresistibly sexy at this point) and ended up vomiting all over his bed. In fact, there was a trail of vomit from his bedroom to the bathroom. Needless to say, he refused to be alone with me after that point and never took me for a date.
Peeing issues
============
I finally got a chance and took out a girl I met. When I went to pick her up, we stood outside and talked for a few minutes before we left. After arriving at a very nice restaurant and placing our order, I went to wash my hands before eating. Some stupid kid at the next sink
accidentally splashed water on me and it landed on my crotch. It looked like I had pissed on myself. My date and all those around me got a good laugh. They refused to believe my story.
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